I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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