Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
tell your sister to shave her snatch
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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