you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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