Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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