Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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