She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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