Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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