party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
