Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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