Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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