i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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