dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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