I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
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