Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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