"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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