sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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