1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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