I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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