nut hugger
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
