i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
The adults are the big ones right?
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