hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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