Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I didn't notice because vodka
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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