Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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