My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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