brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
im drinking this country out of the recession.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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