I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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