Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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