So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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