Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
