i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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