HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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