So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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