I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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