I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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