dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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