There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
NoShamevember. You game?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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