Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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