I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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