are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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