Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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