no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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