Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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