Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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