I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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