How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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