TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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