you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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