I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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