Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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