Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
did you just send me my own nude
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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